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i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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