I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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