no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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