ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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