Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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