my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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