Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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