why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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