Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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