You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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