ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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