It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
