I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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