I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Drunk is not a location!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
