K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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