like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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