it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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