Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
