Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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