just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Randomize
