Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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