I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Small penises have feelings too.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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