Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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