I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
No subtext here. People are naked.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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