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I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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