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so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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