playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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