god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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