Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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