I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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