too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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