Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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