Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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