God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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