I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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