And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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