What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just want nice things and good sex
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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