do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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