We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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