Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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