Sry I called you an 8
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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