No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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