if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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