I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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