Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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