Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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