we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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