How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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