he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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