is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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